Newest Stiffs:

  • Anita Bryant

    Anita Bryant · 85

    March 25th, 1940 — December 16th, 2025

    Head of the Florida Citrus Commission from 1969 - 1980. We think she also made some records or something.


  • Gil Gerard

    Gil Gerard · 82

    January 23rd, 1943 — December 16th, 2025

    Out of time.


  • Diane Ladd

    Diane Ladd · 89

    November 29th, 1935 — November 3rd, 2025

    Diane doesn't live here anymore.


  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney · 84

    January 30th, 1941 — November 3rd, 2025

    White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Vice President - and all we remember is when he shot that dude in the face while hunting.


  • June Lockhart

    June Lockhart · 100

    June 25th, 1925 — October 23rd, 2025

    Started with A Christmas Carol and All This, and Heaven Too and finished with Zombie Hamlet and Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm. Solid.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Orlando Bloom

    Orlando Bloom · 49

    (b) January 13th, 1977


  • Brandon Tartikoff

    Brandon Tartikoff

    would have been 77 today
    January 13th, 1949 — August 27th, 1997

    The boy-genius who gave the world ALF. Bon voyage, B.T.

  • Rip Taylor

    Rip Taylor

    would have been 91 today
    January 13th, 1935 — October 6th, 2019

    His nickname was "the crying comedian", and his signature move was throwing confetti around. Yeah - we got nothing.

  • Charles Nelson Reilly

    Charles Nelson Reilly

    would have been 95 today
    January 13th, 1931 — May 25th, 2007

    Charles, however, is a different story altogether.

  • Gwen Verdon

    Gwen Verdon

    would have been 101 today
    January 13th, 1925 — October 18th, 2000

    Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets. Gwen, on the other hand, is toast.

  • Army Archerd

    Army Archerd

    would have been 104 today
    January 13th, 1922 — September 8th, 2009

    An Army of One. No, make that Zero.

  • Robert Stack

    Robert Stack

    would have been 107 today
    January 13th, 1919 — May 14th, 2003

    The unsolvable mystery here is how this hunk of wood kept getting work. The guy was like a marionette, for Chris'sakes.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Joyce Randolph

    Joyce Randolph · 99

    died 2 years ago today
    October 21st, 1924 — January 13th, 2024

    Everyone's favorite Trixie.

  • Siegfried Fischbacher

    Siegfried Fischbacher · 81

    died 5 years ago today
    June 13th, 1939 — January 13th, 2021

    Siegfried and Roy! Together again for an exclusive engagement!

  • Mel Stottlemyre

    Mel Stottlemyre · 77

    died 7 years ago today
    November 13th, 1941 — January 13th, 2019

    There’s simply nothing funny about a well-respected pitching coach.

  • Keith Jackson

    Keith Jackson · 89

    died 8 years ago today
    October 18th, 1928 — January 13th, 2018

    Something about Nellie goes here. Hey Nellie? Go Nellie? Run, nellie, run? Something like that.

  • Doug Harvey

    Doug Harvey · 87

    died 8 years ago today
    March 13th, 1930 — January 13th, 2018

    He was a silver-haired MLB umpire -- nicknamed "God" -- from the days when the Fame Committee was comprised nearly entirely of total dorks.

  • Teddy Pendergrass

    Teddy Pendergrass · 59

    died 16 years ago today
    March 26th, 1950 — January 13th, 2010

    Close The Door and Turn off the Lights.

  • Patrick McGoohan

    Patrick McGoohan · 80

    died 17 years ago today
    March 19th, 1928 — January 13th, 2009

    Number Deep 6.

  • Johnny Podres

    Johnny Podres · 75

    died 18 years ago today
    September 30th, 1932 — January 13th, 2008

    Dead guy.

  • Michael Brecker

    Michael Brecker · 57

    died 19 years ago today
    March 29th, 1949 — January 13th, 2007

    He was a true pioneer of "light jazz," and without him, there could be no David Sanborn or Kenny G. Thanks a billion, Mike.

  • Frank Shuster

    Frank Shuster · 85

    died 24 years ago today
    September 5th, 1916 — January 13th, 2002

    Canadian.

  • Ted Demme

    Ted Demme · 38

    died 24 years ago today
    October 26th, 1963 — January 13th, 2002

    Blew.

  • Gerald Klooster

    died 27 years ago today
    — January 13th, 1999

    Guys like this won't count in the next game, we can tell you that. He was an Alzheimer's sufferer, and the pawn in a hideous, years-long legal battle between the members of his family. First, his son kidnapped him and filed for cust

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