Newest Stiffs:
Mike Ditka · 86
October 18th, 1939 — October 9th, 2026
Da Coach. Da Bears. Da Funeral.
Eva Saint · 102
July 4th, 1924 — October 6th, 2026
Started her career in On the Waterfront and made it to 102. Took her long enough. Kudos to the 104 players who stayed patient.
Jim Bakker · 86
January 2nd, 1940 — October 5th, 2026
Ran PTL, built a Christian water park, stole millions from his flock, went to prison, then sold buckets of doomsday food on TV. Jim's finally in the end times.
Peter Max · 88
October 19th, 1937 — September 14th, 2026
Painted every rainbow-colored poster in your parents' house in 1968. Finally tripped all the way out.
Gloria Steinem · 92
March 25th, 1934 — September 2nd, 2026
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. And everybody needs a coffin, eventually.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Kim Kardashian · 46
(b) October 21st, 1980
Carrie Fisher
would have been 70 today
October 21st, 1956 — December 27th, 2016Help me Obi-Wan - you're my only - oops. Never mind.
Benjamin Netanyahu · 77
(b) October 21st, 1949
Lux Interior
would have been 80 today
October 21st, 1946 — February 4th, 2009Design flaw.
Kickboy Face
would have been 81 today
October 21st, 1945 — October 2nd, 1999After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
Ursula LeGuin
would have been 97 today
October 21st, 1929 — January 22nd, 2018She was made famous in 2000, back when we thought that just letting anyone submit anything that anyone anywhere had ever heard of, ever. Yeah. We stopped doing that.
Whitey Ford
would have been 98 today
October 21st, 1928 — October 8th, 2020The Chairman is as stiff as a board.
Celia Cruz
would have been 101 today
October 21st, 1925 — July 16th, 2003Azucar!
Joyce Randolph
would have been 102 today
October 21st, 1924 — January 13th, 2024Everyone's favorite Trixie.
Liliane Bettencourt
would have been 104 today
October 21st, 1922 — September 21st, 2017Beauty really is only skin deep.
Owen Bradley
would have been 111 today
October 21st, 1915 — January 4th, 1998He fell to pieces. Sweet dreams.
Georg Solti
would have been 114 today
October 21st, 1912 — September 5th, 1997A textbook case of acute vowel deficiency.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Ben Bradlee · 93
died 12 years ago today
August 26th, 1921 — October 21st, 2014Deep box.
George McGovern · 90
died 14 years ago today
July 19th, 1922 — October 21st, 2012Well, now I guess he expects us ALL to just kiss his ass.
Fred Berry · 52
died 23 years ago today
March 19th, 1951 — October 21st, 2003Not happening!!
Maxene Andrews · 79
died 31 years ago today
January 3rd, 1916 — October 21st, 1995Recently-dead Andrews Sister.
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| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | I Am The Dark One #5 | 5 | 24 |
| 2. | Heil Orange Hitler! | 5 | 21 |
| 3. | Same Stiffs Different Year | 4 | 29 |
| 4. | The Game Of Life | 4 | 25 |
| 5. | Deej Three Pointer | 4 | 24 |
| 6. | O-figs 2 | 4 | 24 |
| 7. | Sirdrexl's Stiffs | 4 | 24 |
| 8. | This Is My Year, Not Theirs | 4 | 24 |
| 9. | Morgue And Mindy | 4 | 23 |
| 10. | I Don't Want To Wait | 4 | 22 |