Newest Stiffs:
Val Kilmer · 65
December 31st, 1959 — April 1st, 2025
No longer your huckleberry.
Gene Hackman · 95
January 30th, 1930 — February 17th, 2025
This dude's body of work was massive, so a funny obit should be easy. But we are STILL trying to figure out what happened to him in that mud room.
Jimmy Carter · 100
October 1st, 1924 — December 29th, 2024
Aw, nuts.
Greg Gumbel · 78
May 3rd, 1946 — December 27th, 2024
His brother was a sports announcer.
Rickey Henderson · 65
December 25th, 1958 — December 20th, 2024
They called him "The greatest Oakland A of all time". Impressive, eh?
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Seth Rogen · 43
(b) April 15th, 1982
Dodi Al Fayed
would have been 70 today
April 15th, 1955 — August 31st, 1997Dodi? What is that about?
Walt Hazzard
would have been 83 today
April 15th, 1942 — November 18th, 2011He changed his name to Mahdi Abdul-Rahman. Good call. So much cooler than Walt Hazzard.
Kenneth Lay
would have been 83 today
April 15th, 1942 — July 5th, 2006Down the tubes - just like fucking ENRON.
Roy Clark
would have been 92 today
April 15th, 1933 — November 15th, 2018The options are apparently "Take me as I am", or "Let me go". Looks like option B.Elizabeth Montgomery
would have been 92 today
April 15th, 1933 — May 18th, 1995
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Whitey Herzog · 92
died 1 year ago today
November 9th, 1931 — April 15th, 2024A guy named "Whitey" with no racist scandals? Weird.
Brian Dennehy · 81
died 5 years ago today
July 9th, 1938 — April 15th, 2020It is highly unlikely that Callahan Auto is going to recover from this.
John Fred · 63
died 20 years ago today
May 8th, 1941 — April 15th, 2005Johnny's in disguise (as ashes).
Byron White · 84
died 23 years ago today
June 8th, 1917 — April 15th, 2002The former Supreme Court justice was nicknamed "Whizzer" due to his amusing penchant for urinating out of moving cars.
Joey Ramone · 49
died 24 years ago today
May 19th, 1951 — April 15th, 2001Sedated enough for ya, Joey?
Edward Gorey · 75
died 25 years ago today
February 22nd, 1925 — April 15th, 2000E is for Edward, whose heart just gave way.
Pol Pot · 72
died 27 years ago today
May 19th, 1925 — April 15th, 1998What an asshole. Not only does he slaughter a million innocent people, but now we gotta rename that damned provision again.
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| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Mr. Blake's Mixed Bag | 2 | 15 |
| 2. | Prince Sirki-1 | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | Morgue And Mindy | 2 | 12 |
| 4. | Forgotten Not Dead | 2 | 11 |
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| 7. | Toe Tagger Again | 2 | 9 |
| 8. | Dxrob I | 2 | 7 |
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